01.   Superman     400   task completed
        The man of steel reclaims his crown with style.
        He even bought me a couple of new canes. A true gentleman.
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02.   Steelhammer     202   task completed
        The bar has been raised!!! Really enjoyed this, thank you.
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03.   Superman     200   task completed
        Just to prove that the first attempt was not a fluke !!!
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04.   Superman     200   task completed
        Winner of the 200 Stroke Challenge !!!
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05.   Jones     177   (stopped countring)
        At last, a Welsh guy that can take my cane.
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06.   Vernon     155   (safeworded)
        Impressive, disappointed that he safeworded.
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07.   Captain James T. Kirk     139   (safeworded)
        Scotty eventually had to save him and beam him up.
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08.   Bleeder     117   (Mistress stopped it)
        Ugh! This guy had skin like paper.
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09.   Monica     89   (safeworded)
        I always knew Women were stronger than men.
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10.   Paulo     83   (stopped counting)
        A legend in his own thoughts.
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11.   Paulo     80   (Mistress stopped it)
        Rather impressed with himself was our Paulo. I wasn't.
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12.   Brad Pitt     76   (Mistress stopped it)
        Mistress didn't want to damage him so I let him off lightly.
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13.   Red Rum     70   (safeworded)
        He is training to be a thoroughbred. On this occasion there was not over-use of the whip!
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14.   Rambo     64   (safeworded)
        Not very bright but able to lift heavy weights.
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15.   Red Stripe     53   (safeworded)
        I wrote my name on this white bottom. He will be sleeping on his front for a bit.
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16.   Paulo     51   (stopped counting)
        And he had been boasting that he would take the full 200. Not this time eh Paulo?
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17.   Champagne Charlie     50   (safeworded)
        What a frightful bore.
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18.   Tonto     44   (safeworded)
        Aye Kemo Sabey, how's your horse?
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19.   Alan Partridge     40   (safeworded)
        He's my number one fan!
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20.   Paulo     40   (stopped counting)
        Having an off-day Paulo?
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21.   Rasputin     40   (safeworded)
        A big hairy, scarey Russian with a penchant for vodka.
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22.   The Arse Man     39   (safeworderd)
        An Arsenal fan, is this a good thing? As a girl I do not know.
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23.   Grabble     37   (safeworded)
        I have told you before, and I won't tell you again!
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24.   Orgasmatron     36   (safeworded)
        The only guy I ever met who could climax during a caning.
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25.   Porky     36   (stopped counting)
        The cane just disappeared into the folds of his backside.
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26.   Grabble     36   (safeworded)
        You will keep your hands to yourself. Got that?
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27.   Graham     35   (safeworded)
        A valiant effort.
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28.   Scooby     34   (stopped counting)
        Scooby Doo is improving all the time.
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29.   Boss Hogg     33   (safeworded)
        He found his match with Daisy Duke!
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30.   Rapscallion     33   (safeworded)
        A very slippery character! But a lot of fun.
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31.   Wobbler     31   (stopped counting)
        Whose eaten all the pies then?
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32.   Oliver Hardy     30   (safeworded)
        A very uncanny resemblence, and another fine mess.
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33.   Climie     29   (stopped counting)
        Love Changes Everything.
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34.   Skank     29   (safeworded)
        Please wash before you visit next time. Ugh!
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35.   The Texan     29   (safeworded)
        I may see you stateside one day.
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36.   Mustard God     27   (safeworded)
        Not the most pleasing experience. I will leave it at that.
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37.   Deviant Girl     26   (stopped counting)
        And I thought I was bad!
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38.   Old Grey Geezer     26   (safeworded)
        Those golden oldies can still do it. The oldest swinger in town.
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39.   Love Boat     25   (stopped counting)
        The Lurrrrrve Doctor is in town.
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40.   Thatcherite Jockstrap     25   (stopped counting)
        I've got lots of money, I want to buy you.
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41.   Biggus Dickus     24   (stopped counting)
        This chap uncoiled like a snake.
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42.   Perot     22   (safeworded)
        Come on Perot, you can do better than this!
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43.   Ferret     21   (safeworded)
        Looked like one, acted like one, smelt like one.
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44.   Lemar     21   (safeworded)
        Is there any justice? I expected at least 100 from you!
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45.   Scooby     21   (Lost Count)
        Did you mother not teach you to count?
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46.   Terry     21   (safeworded)
        A very charming guy, and I hope to see you again.
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47.   Jumper     20   (stopped counting)
        This guy just could not sit still. That is, until I tied him up and put tape across his mouth.
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48.   General Maximus Decimus Meridius     20   (safeworded)
        Russell Crowe (Not). General of the Northern Armies (Not).
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49.   Jet Set Willy     19   (safeworded)
        A very geeky computer nerd from the 80s.
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50.   Perot     18   (safeworded)
        A disappointing contribution from a seasoned backside.
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51.   Suckling     17   (safeworded)
        This guy made very odd noises every time I hit him.
A bit like "please stop its hurting me" followed by a sharp intake of breath. Couldn't tell.
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52.   Mojo     16   (safeworded)
        I expected lot more from such a promising start.
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53.   Nobby     15   (stopped counting)
        Champion boxer eh? Not. Oh right, on the X Box. Of course.
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54.   Feather Boa     13   (stopped counting)
        It did not help him much.
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55.   Barry     9   (cowardice)
        This guy only knew one word: "shit" (continuously).
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56.   Creepy     9   (cowardice)
        He was weird and creepy, blubbed continuously throughout.
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57.   Monty     9   (cowardice)
        I had high hopes for you Monty Mole.
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58.   Scooby     9   (cowardice)
        Not your finest hour young man, report to me for detention.
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59.   Longhorn     8   (cowardice)
        Never mind the width, just look at the length!
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60.   George Bush     6   (cowardice)
        He did not like my weapon of mass destruction.
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61.   Needledick     4   (cowardice)
        I would rather he kept his pants on! Never going to keep a real girl satisfied.
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62.   Crybaby     2   (cowardice)
        You silly little man!
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63.   Pathetic     1   (cowardice)
        Why bother showing up?
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